*Updated with the highly anticipated pictured of PINK CANDY PANTIES*

So be ready to cop the super belated diarrhea-tastic con report!!


Wai-Con Perth trip 2010, Garlic Report~!!


Before I start, this whole trip was like one giant non-stop hydro pump of crack and love.... I don't even know which moments are side-stories and which not anymore...

So this time round, the report is just going to be one GIANT saga with chapters instead~


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Jan 21st Thursday, The Prologue
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Now a day before taking off for the Perth flight, I decided that I would do Edge (Star Ocean) major injustice if I were to keep on rushing his costume. *sighs and strokes beard* So I decided to leave him for a later con in the year. Instead, I got off my ass to finish a disgustingly incomplete costume that was Ky Kiske....
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...and start a completely new prop from scratch, the Aquila Guilty Gear Overutre!!!! *bricks self*

So as eastern state cosplayers do, I was awake until 3am, 20 minutes before leaving for the airport, working on everything that needed to be done for Ky.

It was especially frustrating when during the after I found that birds had come and stolen some of my sculpey-molded letters from the Aquila sword..... *jumps off a cliff*

~~~~There was no sleep between this day and the next~~~~


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Jan 22nd Friday: The Eastern Force Gathers
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I arrived in Perth at about 8am in the morning and called
I was told that I landed at the exact same time as . So I went on a hunting trip around the Perth airport to try to find Star.

After about 20 minutes and failing, I called Aly again to find that Star had left, after seeing me walking off, thinking I had left. OTL *drowns in toilet*

My next hope of not being alone on a taxi was
Both and had messaged me saying that she would be arriving at 8:30am or so. So I went to the terminals and checked the flights.

To my confusion...there were NO FLIGHTS landing in Perth from Melbourne for another couple of hours! @___@
So I started trying to call Siera....and rapidly flooding her message box...When she arrived 3 hours later, I found out that she TOOK OFF FROM MELBOURNE at 8:30am....not landed in Perth! *gets harpooned by a penguin*


Here's something that amused me.

The first thing Siera said to me when she saw me was...
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"My bladder is EXPLODING~!!!"

~ charming

So while I waited for Siera as she skipped off to pee, I was pulled over by a quarantine lady.

My weapons box was put together using scrap fruit boxes....and apparently fruit boxes aren't allowed to be brought into Perth.....
So the airport gave us lots of cardboard and equipment to make a new box on the spot as they confiscated my fruit box! LMAO!

The awesome skills of Siera and me amazed the quarantine lady as we pulled out sticky tape and hot glue guns in front of her and whipped up a brand new prop box in no time! buwahaha~

So after all the cardboard drama, we caught a cab to Aly’s cosy place. and were already there. Siera died on the couch instantly after greeting people.

I was given eggs and sausage from Aly to cook myself some breakfast, which Virgin Blue flights neglected me of. I discovered that I make hideous eggs, which makes me glad costumes and props aren’t made out of eggs really…

But they tasted so epic.

After food I had the urge to catch up on weekly shounen manga that I couldn’t finish reading before leaving for my flight. There we discovered the latest chapter of Reborn was out. But only in the weird Chinese site I read from. Amusing times were had while I translated the bubbles on the spot.

Aly was editing pictures of sexy Dino18 pics when I hijacked the laptop… one sexy sexy picture made of liquify tool was born in an attempt to get Aly to start packing to leave for the hotel!!! Huhuhuhu~!!!

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The Hotel and the Underwear
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After lots of delay, lying around and packing, we finally got out of Aly’s house and arrived at the hotel.

The place was really nice and spacious, had everything we needed~

Now, before we arrived at the hotel, we got a call from , a.k.a. JuBot, giving us ETA. Then she told us, that she forgot to pack underwear~ So our mission for the night was to get to shops before closed and buy them.

It was already about 7-8ish by the time all of us checked in. And knowing Perth hole, there wasn’t going to be shops open if we took off any later…so off we went on an underwear adventure.

I think we ended up picking the cheapest ones. They matched…perfectly….yup. *looks away*

After shopping for panties, we took Siera to get her queenly nails done for Terra, while the rest of us shot off to a Korean restaurant for dinner. Yummy cheap food was yum.

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Once we got back to the hotel, people started doing their own things, getting con stuff ready, going to sleep etc, while I skipped around and watched Tennis on TV.

Midnight came along and JuBot arrived! We shown her the lovely underwear we got her, and I made her tea…
This was when I found out her addiction to sugar… JuBot has 4 packets of sugar in her one tiny mug of tea….*jumps off a cliff*

After JuBot settled in, I wanted to go for a shwoer. And that…was when I found out to my horror….I forgot to bring shorts to sleep in D:

So I asked around if anyone had spare shorts. And that was when I realised…I was the only guy in the accommodation.

Judith kindly offered me her pink, candy boxer shorts (they were REALLLY SHORT).

And I took it.

Hot~


This may hurt your eyes...



It was really comfortable. Don't judge me. *hides*

Now after all that underwear drama… there was drama on TV!
Everyone was asleep by now except for me and JuBot. I flicked to SBS to find an old school canto police movie playing!
It was the most hilarious thing we had seen for a while.

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Saturday Day 1 of Waicon:

It didn’t feel like a con day today. I had TONS of sleep. And I felt AWAKE.
And best thing was I didn’t have to do ANYTHING to get my costumes ready because they were actually complete.

JuBot and I were the first to be ready so we went across the road where the convention was and got tickets for everyone.
My pass was free and I didn’t have to line up because I was presenting a panel. <333
God I love free stuff!

It was great catching up with Perthlanders. I saw

and and her friends~

and Bert and John~ <3333

and who really is from Sydney but I seem to catch up with her interstate more than in Sydney D:

Now here's me helping the maids sell pocky:


I was Overture Ky Kiske this day.
I saw that Cathy and Jen were doing Overture Ky and Sol…and didn’t have a Sin. Gargh~! Why didn’t I bring Sin instead D: D: D: D:

The rest of the girls were doing a smexy epic Pandora Hearts group~ <333

On stage time with John again was quite nice.



Backstage this day was a bit long and gruelling though urgh D:
It’s a good thing they gave us water.


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Sunday Day 2 of Waicon:
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Now this was an especially fun day. I got ready much earlier than the day before, I was in a genki character.

There were lots of photos taken today. Sora was unhealthily popular… and there were quite a number of rude people who tackle hugged me without warning. One of said rude people actually chipped one of my props in doing so.
Not good etiquette. She started screaming and flailing at me saying how much she loves Sora, and as soon as she stopped talking I blew her head off and told her not to ever approach me again.

If you want to make Will unimpressed, this is the way to go

Pedo Paws~


On stage time!


Nyoro~


Proper Sora


Today I was FIRST UP~ *cheers*
This was thanks to having a panel to present at 3:30pm, immediately after cosplay comp….which almost ALWAYS runs behind schedule XD
I persuaded table people to let me have the first spot so I can get out of there XD

Consequently, the wait was nearly non-existent and I got to enjoy all the entries before hopping off to present my panel.

Dissidia group:


Materia Water:



Me and Plush Sora~


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Props Panel

This is the 3rd panel I’ve given….but the first one I’ve done without my epic partner
And the first time I’ve done it at a con that's not MELBOURNE *cheers*
Notable moments were:
~Siera who walked in while I was talking. I stopped and introduced her to the audience as the “QUEEN OF MELBOURNE”….and amusingly, the audience exploded into applause.

~, who’s Yoko picture was on one of my slides, got standing ovation to her ass.

~People who thought I was ….

~JuBot and Tsubaki who put their hands up to ask me what craft foam was during question time lol wtf guys XD.
Nonetheless, the panel audience was full. And the people were great! I really felt that they were listening to what I was saying, because when I failed at English epically, they knew what I was talking about anyway! XD

I loved giving this panel. There were lots of questions at the end which made me feel very appreciated. People really did look like they wanted to know more.

Overall it was a great experience~!
So thanks to everyone who attended.
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After the panel I had time to have fun around the con and see everything Wai-con had to offer.

I ended up sitting at and 's artist table and drawing portaits for people while helping them sell stuff XD

Great fun~!

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Awards Ceremony
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The Awards and Closing Ceremony was soon after.
I love Wai-con's closing ceremony's because they actually do something, put on a show and end the con with entertaining things.

Anyhow, the awards went as follows:

~~~Saturday~!~~~~
Best Female: Chii
Best Male:
Best group: and
Best Skit: and Amy
Craftmanship:


~~~Sunday~~~~
Best Female:
Best Male:
Best group: Dissidia Group
Best Skit: and
Craftmanship: Annie...

Kaakakaka~!
Now...over half of those awards got taken by people outside of Perth...with Tsubaki and I, the Sydney represents taking out our respective categories for both days. *evil chuckles*

Eastern States, all stars:

picture courtesy of Tsubaki~


After the con we went out to an Italian restaurant called Vongola. Lolol~
A reborn fan’s wet dream yes.
There we got met up with and man friend, and Christina~ and ~!!!!

It was during this dinner that the Royalty Statuses were established…

Siera, Queen of Melbourne.
Star, PART-TIME Queen of Adelaide…
me, Prince of Sydney…

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The Big Brother Apartment
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Now…once we got back to the hotel….a very strange conversation triggered a night of wrong…
It involved bodybuilding…vaginas….and weight lifting….then it became Banana Vocaloids……Brera Vajuras…

Aly died in her sleep. Star got infected by my sick mind. Siera and Jill’s brains got raped.

Content was too explicit to reveal to anyone.
This section exists solely to refresh the memories of those present that night. XD

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Jan 25th Monday: The Shoots

Epic shoot day. Everyone got up at like 7am to get ready for stuff while I lazed around and slept through. I had decided to help out with photographers today instead.

We headed to UWA for the group’s epic dissidia shoot.
This was where I finally got to meet one of those artist/photogs that I’ve been looking at since forever. It was great to help around with him when he needed things done XD

Collin posing with his camera~




Also worked with Sam and her epic skills with Tierra. (Siera + Terra……get it? I SO LAME)

After the UWA shoot, the group started to head back to the hotel to get ready for ANOTHER shoot, the Black Shit Circus shoot for the night. *faints*

This was when told me she was heading to the beach to shoot Tidus.
My eyes lit up and asked if I could go in Sora XD

We ended up having and Mirai at South Fremantle beach <3333

My Perth dream to take Sora pics at Fremantle had come true~!!!!! *sparkles*


photo by


photo by

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A night at the circus
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After the beach, I headed back to the hotel to join up with the group to help with the circus shoot.
This shoot was taken at the circus that works at.
I got to help around with the amazing . And she even let me use her slave flashes for a few pictures~!

Here are some pictures and antics from that shoot~



Baby knife me one more time~




raped by the queen...


Me and the Legend of Sab


The Circus crew~!



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Jan 26th Tuesday, Australia Day

Check out day. We headed back to Aly’s place for an Australia Day BBQ~
It was the most food we have ever had…OF ALL TIME.

pics of the day~

The Barbie Man


The posing queen


Giant mushrooms






with Siera. The queen of Zero


D:


The aussie family~


With Collin


Jillllll~



<33333

Time came to say bye and I headed off to the airport with Siera and Aly.
They signed my prop box before we checked it in~ then they hopped onto their Flight 696! XDDDD





I was then left alone in the airport for 6 hours til my flight came~ leeching of free internet and buying sour lollies from the shops.


hmm...
The end.

Lots of love to everyone~
~Will